Transformers Rap by Smosh
Transformers Rap lyrics
I'll tell you 'bout one day when I was young, I was
flippin through the channels when I saw something on,
something about robots that destroy each other, it made
me want to go blow up my mother.
Oooh, Anthony is not alone, it made me wanna go blow up
my home, originally I did that and your point? I love
bad grammar and I wish I could rhyme!
If you didn't get what were talkin' about, we're
talkin' 'bout the most amazing thing around, if you
think the transformers, you was right cause everybody
knows that they hella tight!
Transformers creators wouldn't pay us to make this rap,
they told us that the script was full of nonsense! I
bet that you thought I was gonna say crap cause it
rhymes with rap, but I'm better than that!!
Transformers WILL punch you in the face
Transformers WON'T do the macarena
Transformers always say no to drugs
Transformers: robots in disguise
They don't even need to use a glock, they can take you
down with their electric shock! Harder than a body slam
from the rock but not as much as a slap from my--hand!
Oooh, have you heard about optimus prime? Sweeter than
a cherry, sour than a lime, if your booty's gettin hot
and it keeps getting hotter, he'll turn into a
firetruck and spray you with water!
Optimus knows how to use his hose, he be treatin' his
friends like he treats his hoes, stuffin pixie stix
right through his nose, until his nose unloads and
explodes busloads!
Oooh, right now we switch it up, like when decepticon
kicked autobot butt! And, thunderblast is a slut--what?
sh-she is.
Transformers WILL find a cure for death.
Transformers WON'T do your algebra.
Transformers are against terrorism!
Transformers: robots in disguise
The dopest parties are thrown by the autobots, disco
dancin' and chicks hella hot! They got moves like you
ain't never got! No weed, no spank, no crap, no game!
They don't need their stuff to keep their party insane,
moves so whack that you can't explain, dancing's so
crazy that'll melt your brain, moves that decepticon's
can never obtain, hear that Megatron? You ain't got no
game! Autobots, throw it up! Makin it a game! You fight
to contain the shame you've obtained, Optimus will take
you out with a megaballame!(wtf?)
Transformers don't give a damn what you all say,
TRANSFORMERS, hit the club like, every day!
TRANSFORMERS blow things up with satisfaction, they
blow up in your face like a chain reaction!
Transformers WILL run for president
Transformers WON'T dress for halloween
Transformers hardcore since '84
Transformers.
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